smooth-e

June 9, 2014

Dummer in Summer?

Do brain cells disappear along with cold weather in summer?  Apprently, it dose fro mey.  Watch this week’s Schwartz Reportz to find out one of the dumbest things I’ve ever done.

June 09, 2014 0




May 30, 2014

Justin Timberlake Impression!

In this clip from “Surrender to the Blender,” I do my Justin Timberlake impression.  He’s my favorite singer because he sounds silky smooth, dances real good and has no flaws as a person.  The only mistake I can recall ... Read More »

May 30, 2014 0




May 17, 2014

Godzilla Vs. Gecko

After Godzilla destroys the city, there’s only one lizard who can clean up this mess.  It’s Godzilla Vs. Gecko….carnage meets coverage!

May 17, 2014 0


May 15, 2014

Proof Hip Hop is Real Music

Hip-hop has been bashed since it began.  Never before had music utilized other music at its core.  Haters claim, “It’s not real music because it uses samples.” But those dissenters fail to see that sampling is actually the genius–and definition ... Read More »

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gringodemayo

May 5, 2014

Gringo de Mayo!

I’m trying to become a real mariachi.  Please send this to all your amigos to help make my dream come true. ¡Azucar! El Gringo de Mayo.

May 05, 2014 0