Huge Summer Blowout!
I’m starting summer off with a bang at Vidcon this week. Plus, I show you how to “do it all night long” and appreciate all my new #Shisa (Shane Dawson + Lisa Schwartz) fans. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKJcg6TIY10
Sexy Summer Solstice
It’s a little known fact: Solstice is one of the sexiest days of the year. Just follow my advice to turn the longest day of the year into the best night of your life. Watch the sexy summer solstice anthem: All Night Long
Dummer in Summer?
Do brain cells disappear along with cold weather in summer? Apprently, it dose fro mey. Watch this week’s Schwartz Reportz to find out one of the dumbest things I’ve ever done.
Save Water…Pee in the Shower!
Eric Schwartz stops at nothing to ensure a clean environment. Watch the full hour special “Surrender to the Blender” for free here. Outside US and Japan, download for $5 here.
Justin Timberlake Impression!
In this clip from “Surrender to the Blender,” I do my Justin Timberlake impression. He’s my favorite singer because he sounds silky smooth, dances real good and has no flaws as a person. The only mistake I can recall him ever making is buying Myspace. But, come on, he BOUGHT Myspace. Justin just performed in Israel,…
Turn Your Shortcomings Into Superpowers
When life hands you lemons, don’t stop at lemonade. There are so many other uses! Lemons disinfect, ward off insects and could probably save marriages. I’m pretty sure if you leave a lemon next to a Rubix Cube for a few days, it could solve it. Baldness is my “lemon.” But now that I’ve realized all the…
Proof Hip Hop is Real Music
Hip-hop has been bashed since it began. Never before had music utilized other music at its core. Haters claim, “It’s not real music because it uses samples.” But those dissenters fail to see that sampling is actually the genius–and definition of hip hop. The words “hip hop” means to hop on what’s hip. In other words,…
Eric Schwartz Stand Up – Quarter Step Mexican (Surrender to the Blender)
I explain my quarter-step Mexican heritage in the latest clip from my comedy special, “Surrender to the Blender.” Watch the entire special for free on Lolflix!
Comedy Special Reviews – Part 3
The fan reviews for my comedy special “Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E – Surrender to the Blender” continue. Keep ’em coming! Watch the comedy special for free on Hulu here (no membership required).
Eric Schwartz – Wearing Glasses, Tappin’ Asses (Stand Up) – “Surrender to the Blender”
Here’s a clip from my new stand-up comedy special, “Surrender to the Blender,” where I transform from wimp to pimp with a flick of my glasses. Click here to watch the full special for free on Hulu! Please share the special with everyone you know and like the page so the world will “Surrender to…
