Turn Your Shortcomings Into Superpowers


When life hands you lemons, don’t stop at lemonade.  There are so many other uses!  Lemons disinfect, ward off insects and could probably save marriages.  I’m pretty sure if you leave a lemon next to a Rubix Cube for a few days, it could solve it.

Baldness is my “lemon.”  But now that I’ve realized all the uses for it, it’s a valuable ingredient in this delicious Smooth-E.

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