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January 25, 2016

Birthday Recap!

We had a great time at the Hollywood Improv Lab with Billy Galewood, Scot Nery, Matthew Broussard, Tiffany Haddish and a guest spot from Chris Hardwick.  Here are some nasty skin flicks to hold you over ’til my next ... Read More »

January 25, 2016 0




June 21, 2014

Sexy Summer Solstice

It’s a little known fact: Solstice is one of the sexiest days of the year.  Just follow my advice to turn the longest day of the year into the best night of your life. Watch the sexy summer solstice anthem: All Night ... Read More »

June 21, 2014 0


June 6, 2014

Save Water…Pee in the Shower!

Eric Schwartz stops at nothing to ensure a clean environment.   Watch the full hour special “Surrender to the Blender” for free here.     Outside US and Japan, download for $5 here.

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May 30, 2014

Justin Timberlake Impression!

In this clip from “Surrender to the Blender,” I do my Justin Timberlake impression.  He’s my favorite singer because he sounds silky smooth, dances real good and has no flaws as a person.  The only mistake I can recall ... Read More »

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May 15, 2014

Proof Hip Hop is Real Music

Hip-hop has been bashed since it began.  Never before had music utilized other music at its core.  Haters claim, “It’s not real music because it uses samples.” But those dissenters fail to see that sampling is actually the genius–and definition ... Read More »

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