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We had a great time at the Hollywood Improv Lab with Billy Galewood, Scot Nery, Matthew Broussard, Tiffany Haddish and a guest spot from Chris Hardwick. Here are some nasty skin flicks to hold you over ’til my next show. .
Come celebrate my actual birthday on Jan. 23, 2106 at 8 p.m.! Seating is very limited, just like our years on this Earth. TIX HERE.
What in the world records is #RECORDBREAKERZ: Champions of Musical Comedy? Come to our next shows to be part of our winning team!
It’s a little known fact: Solstice is one of the sexiest days of the year. Just follow my advice to turn the longest day of the year into the best night of your life. Watch the sexy summer solstice anthem: All Night Long
Eric Schwartz stops at nothing to ensure a clean environment. Watch the full hour special “Surrender to the Blender” for free here. Outside US and Japan, download for $5 here.
In this clip from “Surrender to the Blender,” I do my Justin Timberlake impression. He’s my favorite singer because he sounds silky smooth, dances real good and has no flaws as a person. The only mistake I can recall him ever making is buying Myspace. But, come on, he BOUGHT Myspace. Justin just performed in Israel,…
When life hands you lemons, don’t stop at lemonade. There are so many other uses! Lemons disinfect, ward off insects and could probably save marriages. I’m pretty sure if you leave a lemon next to a Rubix Cube for a few days, it could solve it. Baldness is my “lemon.” But now that I’ve realized all the…
Hip-hop has been bashed since it began. Never before had music utilized other music at its core. Haters claim, “It’s not real music because it uses samples.” But those dissenters fail to see that sampling is actually the genius–and definition of hip hop. The words “hip hop” means to hop on what’s hip. In other words,…
I explain my quarter-step Mexican heritage in the latest clip from my comedy special, “Surrender to the Blender.” Watch the entire special for free on Lolflix!