Sketches

September 21, 2015

I’m Sorry – Yom Kippur

Each year, Jews atone for their sins on Yom Kippur.  Inspired by Jimmy Fallon’s “Thank You Notes,” I apologize to those I’ve wronged in order to create a clean page in the Book of Life.  If you don’t like this ... Read More »

September 21, 2015 0



July 16, 2014

How Justin Timberlake Ties His Shoes

Two things women love: Justin Timberlake and SHOES.   Put them together and you might break the internet. Watch “How Justin Timberlake Ties His Shoes!” Watch all my “How Justin Do” videos.

July 16, 2014 0


June 15, 2014

Hip Hop Commencement Speech

Drop it like it’s taught! My commencement speech is paid in full with hip-hop lyrics. So, back that tassel up and get straight A’s out of Compton.  Sorry, Diddy…I didn’t mean to overshadow your Howard speech. Transcript: Esteemed faculty, parents, friends, ... Read More »

June 15, 2014 0


gringodemayo

May 5, 2014

Gringo de Mayo!

I’m trying to become a real mariachi.  Please send this to all your amigos to help make my dream come true. ¡Azucar! El Gringo de Mayo.

May 05, 2014 0






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