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February 3, 2014

Upside Down Balls Shirts!

My infamous upside down balls shirts are shipping in time for Valentine’s Day (or Anti-Valentine’s Day).  ORDER HERE! If you don’t get it, watch this clip.

February 03, 2014 0


December 5, 2013

My Shalom Cabrón Shirt Causes Panic!

Who would’ve thought my culture-blending “Shalom Cabrón” shirt would cause so much controversy?  I sell this funny shirt at my comedy shows, based on my joke about mixing my Jewish and quarter-step Mexican heritages.  Fans will occasionally post pictures ... Read More »

December 05, 2013 0


November 16, 2013

Comedian Shirts: Too Cool?

Bands are too cool to wear their own T-shirts.  I’m too nerdy not to. Geek out in my old-school Smooth-E logo tee while supplies last!  Destined to become one of the most coveted comedian shirts.

November 16, 2013 0


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