After I single-handedly (OK, double-handedly) invented the Thanksgivukkah Menurkey and launched the idea on CW-6’s San Diego Living yesterday, I received two very creative Menurkey entries that blow my original prototype away. These two will be handsomely awarded a free download of my Kosher Kuts 1 & 2 to dance the Thanksgivukkah calories away. The fun and…
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Introducing the Menurkey, Thanksgivukkah’s rare bird/candelabra that won’t be seen again until 2070. Draw, build, landscape, bake, paint, or otherwise create your own handmade Thanksgivukkah Menurkey and submit it to me at eric (at) ericschwartzlive.com. I’ll send you a free download of my Kosher Kuts Vol. 1 & 2! I’ll also post everyone’s creations right…
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A Brake Up After seven years together, this is the longest relationship I’ve ever had with a car. Or a woman, for that matter. In fact, I’ve had relationships in YOU that haven’t lasted as long as we have. I remember the day we met. It was fate; a total accident. Literally, I totaled my…
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“When am I going to MAKE IT?!” I found out how to make it in Hollywood in Pt. 1 of my new documentary “Selfie.” Look out Hollywood…you’re about to notice that I’ve been here all my life!
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Bands are too cool to wear their own T-shirts. I’m too nerdy not to. Geek out in my old-school Smooth-E logo tee while supplies last! Destined to become one of the most coveted comedian shirts.
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You’ve seen popular Free Hugs T-shirts, but what do they really mean?
I ♥ U! Watch me reveal the true meaning of that heart symbol all the cool kids are doing in my new stand up comedy special, “Surrender to the Blender” (order here).
“When am I going to make it?” A while back, I finally realized what that meant. If I want to “make it,” I have to make it. So, I made this special (get it here). This special is a way for my current fans to enjoy and for new fans to discover me. As Smooth-E, it’s…
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Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E electrifies with his extraordinary blend of stand-up and music in his debut comedy special. Behind his geeky facade lies a multi-talented showman who delivers an hour of mind-blowing musical comedy, physical antics, multicultural satire, hilarious characters and riotous laughter. This ain’t the same boring jokes in front of a brick wall–this…
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If you don’t order my one-hour special it after watching this, you might want to consider logging of the internet forever for the good of humanity. No pressure!
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