Eric Schwartz

November 27, 2013

Thanksgivukkah: The Menurkey

Introducing the Menurkey, Thanksgivukkah’s rare bird/candelabra that won’t be seen again until 2070. Draw, build, landscape, bake, paint, or otherwise create your own handmade Thanksgivukkah Menurkey and submit it to me at eric (at)  I’ll send you a free ... Read More »

November 27, 2013 0

November 25, 2013

A Brake Up

A Brake Up After seven years together, this is the longest relationship I’ve ever had with a car.  Or a woman, for that matter.  In fact, I’ve had relationships in YOU that haven’t lasted as long as we have. I remember ... Read More »

November 25, 2013 0

November 21, 2013

How To Make It In Hollywood

“When am I going to MAKE IT?!”  I found out how to make it in Hollywood in Pt. 1 of my new documentary “Selfie.” Look out Hollywood…you’re about to notice that I’ve been here all my life!

November 21, 2013 0

November 16, 2013

Comedian Shirts: Too Cool?

Bands are too cool to wear their own T-shirts.  I’m too nerdy not to. Geek out in my old-school Smooth-E logo tee while supplies last!  Destined to become one of the most coveted comedian shirts.

November 16, 2013 0

November 5, 2013

I Made It!

“When am I going to make it?” A while back, I finally realized what that meant. If I want to “make it,” I have to make it. So, I made this special (get it here). This special is a way for my ... Read More »

November 05, 2013 0