Chief of Russia's Gey Politsii Aleksi Chernobyl searches a bus rider for gayness.

Russia Vows To End Gay Pollution

By Eric Schwartz MOSCOW – After dismantling of the Steve Jobs monument in St. Petersburg in response to current Apple CEO Tim Cook coming out as gay, Russian officials announced Wednesday they will expand their anti-gay policy. Aleksi Chernobyl, chief of Russia’s Gey Politsii (Gay Police), promised a nationwide cleanup of “erected structures defiled by gayness.” Public…

T-Pain is Real!

One of my most popular bits is my mocking of T-Pain. But for those of you who think T-Pain is an untalented hack who relies on AutoTune, YOU’RE WRONG!  His performance on NPR’s “Tiny Desk Concerts” proves it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIjXUg1s5gc?t=1m9s I hate to say “I told you so,” but I’ve always looked up to T-Pain.  Obviously, my piece…

Santa Barbara LOL Comedy Festival Day 3 Recap: Russell Peters and Hot Funny Femmes

Two shows ran simultaneously at the Santa Barbara LOL Comedy Festival last night: The Hot Funny Femmes at the New Vic and Russell Peters at the Granada Theater. http://www.hulu.com/watch/683357#i0,p5,d1 The Hot Funny Femmes were hilarious and got a standing ovation to prove it!  The list included Amy Anderson, Nadine Rajabi, Rachel Bradley, Monique Marvez, Jill Michele…