Thanksgivukkah: The Menurkey

Introducing the Menurkey, Thanksgivukkah’s rare bird/candelabra that won’t be seen again until 2070. Draw, build, landscape, bake, paint, or otherwise create your own handmade Thanksgivukkah Menurkey and submit it to me at eric (at) ericschwartzlive.com.  I’ll send you a free download of my Kosher Kuts Vol. 1 & 2!  I’ll also post everyone’s creations right…

A Brake Up

A Brake Up After seven years together, this is the longest relationship I’ve ever had with a car.  Or a woman, for that matter.  In fact, I’ve had relationships in YOU that haven’t lasted as long as we have. I remember the day we met.  It was fate; a total accident.  Literally, I totaled my…

I Made It!

“When am I going to make it?” A while back, I finally realized what that meant. If I want to “make it,” I have to make it. So, I made this special (get it here). This special is a way for my current fans to enjoy and for new fans to discover me.  As Smooth-E, it’s…